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Salsa Addiction joke
A man goes to a salsa club and sees a very pretty lady sitting at a table all by herself. He finally gets a chance to dance with her, and when the song is over, he says, "You're such a great dancer! But I'm kind of surprised to see you're alone".
She says, "Well actually, my husband and I used go dancing at different clubs several days a week. Unfortunately, he died and this is the first time I've gone out without him."
"Wow, that's really sad. But don't you have any friends or relatives who would want to come along?", the man asks.
"I suppose", she replies, "but they're all at the funeral." ◊◊◊
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Female Salsa Teacher: ‘Ladies, remember the five seconds rule; when the music stops, you have five seconds to thank your partner and run back to your seat. If you're too slow, the music will start again and you'll be stuck with him for another dance.’
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Woman: 'This dance didn't work too well.' Man: 'Sorry, I'm not a very good follower.'
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Man: 'I think you're leading.' Woman: 'Well, somebody's got to do it.'
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Woman: 'You're a good leader.' Man: 'I'm learning a lot from you.'
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Beginner: ‘I tried to dance salsa, but the music kept starting on the wrong beat.’
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Dancing Quotations & Sayings:
Women have to do everything a man does but backwards and in high heels!
Ginger Rogers
I got started dancing because I knew that was one way to meet girls.
Gene Kelly
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Kurt Vonnegut
So you can't dance? Not at all? Not even one step? How can you say that you've taken any trouble to live when you won't even dance?
Hermann Hesse
No sane man will dance.
Cicero
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Dancing is an amazing activity. You can go up to a gorgeous woman that you've never met before, spend three minutes touching her virtually anywhere on her body, and she thanks you for it afterwards!
Mario Robau, Jr
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Christopher Morley
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
Japanese proverb
If you can walk, you can dance.
A saying in Zimbabwe
Lesser dancers stumble, better dancers syncopate.
Unknown
For All Of Those Attending Salsa To Help De-Stress: BRIDGET JONES STYLE STRESS DIET:
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day. It is not guaranteed to help you lose weight or completely de-stress but it may make you feel better in the short-term:
BREAKFAST:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
LUNCH:
small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
cup herbal tea
1 miniature MARS® bar
AFTERNOON TEA:
the rest of the mini MARS® bars in the bag
tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
DINNER:
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
1 family size supreme pizza
2 loaves garlic bread
3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK:
Whole frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) because you have realised that STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"!
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